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Joke of the Day

"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"

"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass."

"A threesome with an older couple Girl: Babe come over Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple Girl: My parents are not home Guy: I know"

"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"

"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."

"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."