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Joke of the Day

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"

"Why don't Germans play games with new players? Because they don't want to wreck Danubes."

"I have an old resolution 640x480"

"Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!"

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn."

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."

"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"