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Joke of the Day
"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower."
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"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much"
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."
"Well I'm not really sure why you put ""Baby: Ages 0-6"" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long"
"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."
"2 Muffins are sitting in an oven... One says to the other ""man its hot in here"" the other one yells terrified ""OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""