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Joke of the Day

"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."

"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."

"I wrote to the Bank: ""My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"""

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."

"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"

"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."

"How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring? They conducted an in-turtle investigation."

"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"