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Joke of the Day

"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."

"What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?"

"I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas."

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."

"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."

"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."

"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."

"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."