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Joke of the Day

"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."

"The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. #truefact"

"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."

"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"

"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""