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Joke of the Day

"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."

"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."

"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"

"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."

"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"

"The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish... You're bound to get off on the Wong foot."

"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""

"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"

"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"