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Joke of the Day

"I used to be indecisive... But now I'm not sure. EDIT: I know this is an old joke, but it's one of my favorite one-liners, so I thought I'd share."

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can."

"Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!"

"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."

"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."