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Joke of the Day

"I slept like a log last night. A badger pissed on me."

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."

"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"

"i know i'm getting old because i'm grumpy, i sleep early, and the devil appears with an empty hourglass whenever i shut my medicine cabinet"

"Life hack: Go into a promising career field with good benefits and a 401(k) because you're not talented enough to be famous"

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"

"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."