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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a log last night. A badger pissed on me."
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"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."
"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."
"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."
"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Use lubricant."
"Which movie is on every man's bucket list? Die Hard"