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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans."
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"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."
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"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"
"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? You call him a pilot you fucking racist."