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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."

"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""

"Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence."

"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"

"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."

"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."