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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"

"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."

"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"

"I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say ""here, you get to wear the headset"""

"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."

"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"

"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."

"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."

"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."