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Joke of the Day
"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"
"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."
"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."
"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."
"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."
"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader? One bawls his wares out on the street..."
"Him: So what do you do? Me (hoping to save up for some bushes at the edge of my property): I run a hedge fund."