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Joke of the Day

"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."

"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"

"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"

"Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets."

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."

"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."