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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"

"I'm going to hell. Q: whats the hardest part about cooking a vegetable A: getting the wheelchair into the oven edit: formating"

"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."

"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""

"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""