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Joke of the Day

"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""

"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"

"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("

"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"

"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's in tents."

"I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him? ""My head hurts."""

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."

"Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts? I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?"