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Joke of the Day

"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""

"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"

"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"

"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."

"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"

"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"

"What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.."

"No, YOUR illiterate."