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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."

"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."

"What do you call a stupid asshole? Ignoranus"

"*limbos away from your hug*"

"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"

"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""

"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."

"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"-i am going to hell for this ""That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing,"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you."" ""Dave,"" my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""