164057
Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
Next Joke
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"Autocorrect is horrible... I'm so tired of this shirt"
"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."
"What goes great with Alphabet Soup? Times New Ramen"
"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."
"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"
"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"
"From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes) Knock knock. Who's there? Banana with no skin."