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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
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"Once a teacher said nobody was buying my cool guy act but he dropped his clipboard and there was a drawing of me in sunglasses on it."
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
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"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"
"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""
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"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"