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Joke of the Day

"Blondes and their belly buttons Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Blonde boys aren't all that bright either."

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."

"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."

"A woman's asshole is like a 9-volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it."

"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"

"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"

"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."

"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"