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Joke of the Day

"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"If it's any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day."

"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."

"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"

"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."

"DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro"

"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ"