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Joke of the Day

"This list is unbelievable! Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity"

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"

"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."

"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."

"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!"

"There is one type of person in this world... The type who half understands statistics."

"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"

"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."