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Joke of the Day

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"

"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."

"If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much."

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter."

"What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep? ""He's resisting a rest!"""

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"

"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"Elevators. They work on so many levels."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."