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Joke of the Day

"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"

"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"

"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"

"I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute. After all, that's what they would've wanted."

"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."

"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""

"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."

"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."

"Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law the meathead!"