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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called taking a shit? Cuz no one wants to say they're giving a shit."
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"My partner is a dog person, I'm not. Gets really fucking inconvenient every full moon."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"
"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""
"More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up."
"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, ""we don't serve robots."" The robot replies, ""oh, but some day you will."""