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Joke of the Day
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
Next Joke
"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."
"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."
"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."
"What if 85% of Homeless veterans are 2LTs lost on a land navigation course?"
"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."
"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"
"""Beep."" Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."
"Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon."