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Joke of the Day
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
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"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."
"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."
"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."
"Why hello, dear! ""trent, did you bring cue cards to read off of during our date?"" Lovely weather! ""and did you only bring two?"" Why hello, d"
"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."
"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"
"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"