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Joke of the Day
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
Next Joke
"Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No they're stopping to let the passengers off."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."
"Pedophiles may be bad people... ... but at least they drive slow through the school zones"
"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"
"What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI"
"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."
"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."