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Joke of the Day

"It's 2023, a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?"" "".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."""

"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."

"""If you love the bed so much why don't you marry it?"" *imagines beautiful ceremony on the beach, me & Beddy. No one can stop our love now."

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."

"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"

"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."

"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"

"Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Ever since I got married I have sex almost every day. I almost had sex on Monday. I almost had sex on Tuesday..."