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Joke of the Day

"It's 2023, a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?"" "".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."""

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"How do you get a Catholic Nun to have sex? Dress her up like an altar boy"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"

"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"

"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."