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Joke of the Day

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"

"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."

"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"

"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"

"There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to draw the zoophile into traffic. Thanks /u/LFBR for the premise."

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"