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Joke of the Day

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"

"Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?"

"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."

"Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know. Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone. Me: Oh, sorry. Yes."

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"

"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"

"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."

"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"