200318

Joke of the Day

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."

"[Michael Bay directing] ""WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK"" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play ""Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"""

"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"

"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."

"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"

"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"

"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."

"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."