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Joke of the Day
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
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"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."
"My wedding vows said ""till death do us part."" My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me."
"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"
"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."
"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."
"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."
"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."
"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."