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Joke of the Day

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."

"I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience."

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants. My dad called that one The Standard"

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"

"The worst part about grandma's Alzheimer's is watching her slowly forget about Dre"

"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"

"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."