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Joke of the Day
"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."
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"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."
"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"
"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"
"Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend."
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"