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Joke of the Day

"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"

"Time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world. For example, in some parts of the U.S. it's still 1950."

"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."

"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""

"[SPEED DATING] HER: Hi, is this seat free? ME: By all means. HER: *drags chair across room ME: WTF? HER: *laughing, sits with another couple"

"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."

"Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie"

"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"