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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
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"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""
"""I stalk people you've probably never heard of"" -hipster stalker"
"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""
"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."
"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""
"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."
"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."
"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"