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Joke of the Day

"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."

"Top uses for a bathroom exhaust fan: 3. Remove moisture from the air 2. Remove odor from the air 1. Cover up disgusting sounds"

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."

"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"

"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip"

"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."