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Joke of the Day

"Why does /r/jokes love fencing? They've all mastered the riposte."

"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"

"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"

"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"

"What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is? A size-mom-meter"

"Sometimes, by holding on too tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save. Soap, for example."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"

"I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can't get my wife to go swimming."