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Joke of the Day

"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!"

"Yo mama's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party."

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"What do you call a deaf lesbian? Earmuff"

"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""