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Joke of the Day

"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."

"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."

"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""

"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had it as a child, you more likely don't like it."

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."

"[Poor Taste] What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"How can a line be both short and long? It's a long line of midgets!"