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Joke of the Day
"How can a line be both short and long? It's a long line of midgets!"
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"Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak"
"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"
"Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey."
"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."