178873
Joke of the Day
"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""
Next Joke
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."
"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."
"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a good joke?"
"*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen and smashes into TV* ""yo you order pizza?"" *they didn't*"
"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""