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Joke of the Day

"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""

"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""

"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"Tech guy says: ""When in doubt reboot. "" Okay, I've rebooted but i still don't see how my boots have ANYTHING to do with a computer."

"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."

"""Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!"" -Me as I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning."

"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"

"Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say ""Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."""