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Joke of the Day
"[Poor Taste] What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
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"[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim"
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"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."
"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
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"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."