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Joke of the Day
"What cooks better than women? Jews."
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"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination."
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"I haven't figured out the punchline for my joke about premature ejaculation But I'm sure it will come soon"
"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."
"George Bush"
"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"
"""Oh yeah"" - me, remembering Iowa exists."
"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"