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Joke of the Day

"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."

"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."

"My girlfriend dreamt that I slept with her friend... So I tried to reassure her. I said, ""Baby. Please. That's crazy - I have never slept with your friend. Trust me, you've never even met the girl""."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"Why didn't Hitler get an A on the math exam? He didn't complete the final solution. I wrote that in my sleep."

"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""