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Joke of the Day

"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"

"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."

"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"

"Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!"

"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"