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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a park watching some kids play. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Man, I really wanna fuck these kids."" The Rabbi replies ""Outta what?"""

"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"

"I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality."

"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"

"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"

"[Every restaurant ever] Manager: ""Has he got a mouthful of food?"" Waiter: ""Yes."" Manager: ""Go and ask him how his meal is."""

"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."

"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."

"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""

"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"