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Joke of the Day
"Santa loves the rich kids more."
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"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"You have the perfect face for radio."
"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."
"What's thick, black, and over a foot long? My roommate's asian girlfriend's hair clogging the fucking shower drain."
"opinion - 3.14 = onion"
"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."