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Joke of the Day

"A gay deer eats what ? HEY HEY!!!!"

"Why do ecologists like lepers? Because they're biodegradable!"

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"

"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"

"I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has sex with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present So far I'm getting one fancy-ass glove."

"can't wait till the robots turn on us as currently my only regret is that I am statistically most likely to be killed by a human"

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"I'm gonna stand outside a strangers house tonight with a lit candle & tell them it's in remembrance of all the people I killed there."