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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."
"What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called? Gang, 'Nam Style."
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter."
"If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist"
"older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah"
"my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET"
"In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first."