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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."

"Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal"

"Breaking Ne ws"

"My ""friend"" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, ""Adam."""

"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."

"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."

"A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'"

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"

"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."