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Joke of the Day

"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"

"LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!"

"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."

"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

"My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense."

"Chuck Norris can live on the dark Side of the moon............naked"

"People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe."

"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."

"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."

"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"