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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"

"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"""

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"""It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you,"" the wife shouted. ""If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?"" ""Well, thanks a bunch,"" I replied."

"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"

"How long does it take a black woman to poo? 9 mouths"